Down In the NBA Headquarters did the following just occur...
Stern to NBA staff: Team...What's happening? The Celtics and Lakers are on the verge of sweeping into The Finals...I don't like it...
Staff Member: Excuse me sir but don't you want LA vs Boston?
Stern: Hell yea...but what I don't want is people thinking only the stacked teams or most popular storylines are what we want....
Staff: So what now?
Stern: Commence "Operation No-$weep"
Staff: What?
Stern: Contact LA and Boston on red phones..I want to give Suns and Magic hope...then squash it..
Staff: (silence)
Stern: What? Do you think this is the MLB Or NHL where teams from Philadelphia have a chance? Not on my watch anymore...Spurs in finals has killed me over the last years...
(Silence)
Stern: Oh yea...next task....Lebron in NY, Miami or Chicago.....How do we make it happen?...By the way did you like the talk of Phil Jackson coming to Chicago....next I want a Knicks link.....ha ha ha
....News at 11...Both Suns and Magic extend their series, at least one more game...
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